Hello Baby, this is your Father speaking…

Coral (your mother) and I sat on the couch and watched TV today. She burps a lot… like A LOT because you make her sick. 

The other funny thing you do at your tiny 2 months, is make her cry during the show ‘American Inventor’. I thought it was funny that you made her cry during ‘Extreme Home Makeover’ but then I realized… shit, I cry during that show… So yeah, right now, you make Coral cry and burp.

The other fun game that you already play with Coral (and me, as this will come to bite me soon) is the online baby stuff shopping game. This is the game where Coral goes online and finds really cute (read: expensive) baby stuff for you. I suppose luckily, we don’t know if you are going to be a boy or a girl so she isn’t ready to commit my credit card just yet… I have till 4 and half months to pay it down and get ready for the carnage.

So all and all… we know you like popcicles and Kool-Aid but you dislike heat and any food that would be normally delicious for your future mother to eat. You’ll owe her big when you are born.

In conclusion… I feel fine, as I am not growing you in my belly.   🙂

-J

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  1. Mom/Nana/Margot

    Jeremy – you crack me up!!!!

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